if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
No so there are these two construction workers at my house and tHEY ARE A FREAKING COUPLE AND I SWEAR THEY ARE SO CUTE and so I came down stairs and I guess they didn’t hear me cause they were talking and the one guy was like ‘babe can you hand me that hammer’ and the other one was like ‘which one’ while look at him suggestively and the other one got all flustered and embarrassed he was like ‘babe, later’. I SWEAR THEY ARE FREAKIN ADORABLE.
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.
and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.
don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not
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before you date anyone